The Things My Boyfriend Says
You rascal... >YOU HUMPERDINGLE.
>I TOOK MY PANTS OFF SO FAST MY LEG HAIR CAUGHT FIRE.
>AND SO, THERE WAS...HEY LOOK AT THE COWS...ANYWAYS, AS I WAS SAYING...
>SO MUCH MUAH'S, IT'S MAKING MY PENIS EXPLODE IN SWAG.
>I WANT TO BE A KIWI.
Why is that..?
>BECAUSE THEY'RE FUZZY.
I don't understand you sometimes...
>YOU DON'T HAVE TO UNDERSTAND AWESOME.
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